Feb 3 -
This is why I love Amy Longworth. I wish I had been therrrre!
What did you do this morning?
Well.
Since you cannot talk back to me, reader - I’m going to tell you what I did this morning.
I went to a sex shop.
Imagine: gloriously sunny morning in Pittsburgh. Amy has been awake since 6.30. At 8.30 Amy and Randi from the Pitt News drive to Robinson to a shop called ‘Sassy Sensations’ and shoot an interview with the loveliest woman ever (who looked like Joanna Lumley’s little twin sister) … about dildos. And bondage tape. And pheromone-infused body oil. And other such items.
It was hilarious. And awesome.
And I kinda want to go straight back to bed now.
Without a man, that is.
Unfortunate as it may sound, having just spent the whole morning licking fruit flavoured lube from plastic penises and flipping through PVC lingerie: I’m a sad and lonely old lady at heart, and I need more beauty sleep.
(Source: amoureternellement)
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